An unrelated search of my hard drive found a text file of happy quotes including this little transcript, from when I had my second business at 22 and it was really exciting anytime the phone rang.
“Hello, Frontside Publishing.”
“Oh, I’m sorry, I’m looking for Denise Williams.”
“Actually, this is Denise Williams.”
“Denise Williams who used to work at K-Mart?”
Penelope’s response: “Did you tell her it’s Denise Williams who used to work at the brewery?”